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Tuesday, September 17th, 2002
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So where are my fellow dwarves, anyway?
(By the way, I am NOT a rock anymore. ((Yes. That is what an older-than-shit refernece looks like.)) I'm just... me. Because old-mun is TOO LAZY TO FIND ME A REAL... IMAGE. THING.)
... Erebor's still standing, right?
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Wednesday, May 29th, 2002
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For you two lovely newlyweds!
For ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1) ladyamarie, from my personal jewel collection, a necklace, made all from diamonds. And the matching earings.
For finrodfelagund, diamond-studded golf clubs. Because. Golf is fun. :)
Enjoy, kiddies.
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I have been a very bad mun and have actually been having a life lately. So I'm behind. Seriously bad. After I weed through all of these 3000 posts, I'll get my ass into some storylines.
Whee.
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Dinny... uh, sorry about the pies. =|
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Mandos Recall Release Form
Name of Review Applicant (ie: King Undead Elven Fucker): Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror, King under the Mountain
PRE-DEATH INFORMATION
Residence: Erebor/all over
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): technically King under the Mountain
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): dwarf
Spouse (if applicable):
Name:
Species/Race:
Is spouse living, dead or resurrected?:
If living or resurrected, current relationship status:
If living or resurrected, current residence:
Children (if applicable):
Name(s):
# disowned:
Are/have children...
Living, dead or resurrected?:
Former band camp attendee(s)?:
Produced any Gamgee spawn?: NO!
Orientation:
[X] Good
[] Evil
[] Waste of Space
Historical accomplishment(s): Was at Erebor at the coming of the dragon. Ran with my friends. Went back to Erebor many many years later with the help of Fili, Kili, Balin, Dwalin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, Gloin, Dori, Ori, Nori, Bilbo, and Gandalf. Was slain, and buried with Orcist and the Arkenstone.
POST-RESURRECTION INFORMATION
Current Residence: Erebor
Orientation:
[X] Good
[] Evil
[] Slut
Patron Vala/Valië (if applicable):
Reason for return: ??
Method of release/escape from Mandos: Just kinda... woke up in Erebor. *shrugs*
In 100 words or less, justify your existence: I love you all. And *someone* has to eat all those damn pies Paladin Took makes. Do *you* want there to be a major pie epidemic???????
That's right. I didn't think so.
----DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE----
FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
[] YES
[] NO
--end of form
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I am going up to my golden chamber and going to bed.
NO PIE.
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Paladin came back with me to the mountain today. Of course, he had to inspect the kitchen, and upon liking it, began to make a pie. Apple. It's better than my baker's pies.
We've cleaned up the guest area, and if anyone's up for a nice vacation from insanity, you're welcome to come. Paladin will make you pie.
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Saturday, April 27th, 2002
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I need help. I know, I know, two people have already done this. I don't care.
I need to find someone perfect for Thorin. Older. But not ugly.
Any help would be nice. Don't really have a prize, or anything. Would a thank you suffice?
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Tuesday, April 16th, 2002
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Does anyone have a good recommendation of a good place to visit?
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Erebor's internet service has been down for a very long time.
Now. Has anyone seen Dis lately? We need to get together again soon.
Oh, and congratulations to anyone pregnant/engaged. I don't know who you all are, but, congrats. (If someone could inform me who is all pregnant and/or engaged, that'd be nice.)
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Thursday, April 4th, 2002
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Erebor needs protecting from a Vala. For the moment, Denethor and his Second Darkness have forgotten about us, but not for long...
Please? We really need some help here...
Condolences to everyone who has lost loved ones in this wretched war so far... especially the Tooks and the Gamgee clan, for the loss of Peregrin and Holfast, respectively.
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Saturday, March 30th, 2002
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I have been busy as of late, setting up things in Erebor after the kind Valar moved it back to it's proper loaction.
I had to account for many of the missing dwarves, some of which got on the wrong mountain express and ended up in the Iron Hills, and crazy places like that. Big mess.
Oh, and would the owner of some Golf equipment please contact me? We have a huge pile of clubs and whatnot sitting by the West Gate. I have a hunch this is assorted pieces of serveral Ringwraith's sets...
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We are now where the Grey Havens once were. Dear me! The thing's just floating all over Middle-Earth!
Dwarves that remain consious: GET TO THE FRONT GATE... which is now the back gate... move, move! Ungoliant is on her way... and I do believe Gwaihir, as well.
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I'm finding it to be a good thing that Erebor is a nice, strong mountain. Currently, that's where I'm tunneled up. I had the dwarves seal everything up, and throw on the extra supports... miraculously, not much water came through... though next to me is a bucket collecting dripping water...
We're all safe here. I'm rather worried about my fellow kinsman. I dearly hope they are safe.
I do believe I will be holed up here for quite some time. I guess there's always some more treasure to count.
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Irmo's party was marvellous. Someone tried to give me "happy" drugs, but I declined, respectfully. I was quite happy already!
Where are my fellow dwarves? I need some interaction with other dwarves.
I also rather miss Balin.
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Saturday, March 23rd, 2002
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I am going to Imladris, to a party hosted by Irmo. I'll bring some fine drink from Erebor that you will just LOVE.
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I am Thorin Oakenshield, as I'm sure you've figured out by now. I was summoned from the dead... I'm not quite sure by what, though...
I still have my precious Arkenstone with me. It's sitting right next to me here in Erebor.
Drop me a line, and say hello, if you would be kind enough!
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lonely.
nervous.
calm.
contemplative.
hopeful.
cranky.
busy.
awake.